Andrew Ducker (andrewducker) wrote,
Andrew Ducker
andrewducker

Improving Christmas: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

#1 Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

#2 All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

#3 Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

#4 Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

#5 (to tune of #3) But Rudolph didn't understand
He couldn't quite see how
If they weren't his friends yesterday
They suddenly liked him now

#6 (to tune of #1) Rudolph he made some new friends
And they played some brand new games
and all those shallow bullies
Learnt to not call people names
Learnt to not call people names!

(Additional verses by Lizzie. Who makes a good point. Huzzah for Christmas!)



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