Andrew Ducker (andrewducker) wrote,
Andrew Ducker
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I need to know what you think of these jokes

Best joke

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.
5(6.2%)
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
11(13.6%)
I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same.
2(2.5%)
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'.
6(7.4%)
I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
11(13.6%)
The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.
13(16.0%)
You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.
0(0.0%)
The universe implodes. No matter.
12(14.8%)
I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.
8(9.9%)
The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.
13(16.0%)

Worst joke

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.
8(9.9%)
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
2(2.5%)
I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same.
9(11.1%)
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'.
2(2.5%)
I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
2(2.5%)
The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.
7(8.6%)
You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.
34(42.0%)
The universe implodes. No matter.
0(0.0%)
I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.
15(18.5%)
The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.
2(2.5%)

Here is a much better joke (max length 255 characters - feel free to link to jokes elsewhere.)



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