Andrew Ducker (andrewducker) wrote,
Andrew Ducker
andrewducker

Dance around the funny poll

The best joke at the Edinburgh Festival was.....

"You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
2(2.5%)
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
8(9.9%)
"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
21(25.9%)
"You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
2(2.5%)
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
7(8.6%)
"I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
0(0.0%)
"Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
3(3.7%)
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
11(13.6%)
"I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
7(8.6%)
"My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
7(8.6%)
Those are all terrible!
12(14.8%)
SEWIWEIC
1(1.2%)



Via the BBC, who have more details of who wrote what.
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