Andrew Ducker (andrewducker) wrote,
Andrew Ducker
andrewducker

Overheard in a toilet

Small child comes in with alternative looking mother. Small child has a temporary tattoo of a dolphin on her arm.
Little Old Lady: "That's a very pretty dolphin!"
Small Child: "It's just like the one mummy has on her vagina!"
Adults: deathly silence.

(via [personal profile] flickgc on G+)



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