Andrew Ducker (andrewducker) wrote,
Andrew Ducker
andrewducker

Let me pick your braaaaaains

All of the following is assuming a slow-zombie apocalypse that doesn't start terribly close to you. If it started too close you'd probably find out via the screaming. And if it's a fast-zombie apocalypse then survival probably isn't an option.

If the zombie apocalypse started today I suspect I would find out from

the TV
0(0.0%)
newspapers (actual physical ones)
0(0.0%)
a phone call
4(5.4%)
Twitter
26(35.1%)
Facebook
17(23.0%)
Livejournal (or equivalent)
8(10.8%)
some other social networking site
2(2.7%)
an RSS Aggregator (Google Reader, etc.)
2(2.7%)
news sites (directly)
6(8.1%)
blogs (directly)
0(0.0%)
IRC/Instant messenging
3(4.1%)
Word of mouth
1(1.4%)
Email
1(1.4%)
Usenet
0(0.0%)
SEWIWEIC
4(5.4%)

My technique for said apocalypse

Leave the cities and find somewhere to hole up for a while
19(26.8%)
Barricade myself in at home until it's over
24(33.8%)
Head for somewhere local and fortifiable with supplies
24(33.8%)
Go looking for a zombie so I can get bitten and join the winning team
4(5.6%)
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