Andrew Ducker (andrewducker) wrote,
Andrew Ducker

Distended nipples. Possibly.

Julie: *Is on the sofa, watching TV.*
Andy: *Is in the kitchen, making tea*
Julie: I didn't know that udders made a noise.
Andy: Pardon?
Julie: Udders. They make a squeaking noise!
Andy: *Has never milked a cow, and wonders if this can actually be true. Walks back through to see what he's missing*
Julie: There was one on TV just now. And it made a very cute squeaking noise.
Andy: What???
Julie: The otter. It was very cute.

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