September 22nd, 2010

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Tales of Woe

This just in from someone who shall remain anonymous:
My cubemate Hal, just got off the phone to technical support asking them to reset his password (which involves emailing it to his line manager and checking credentials etc.)
I heard his side of the conversation…

“I need to reset my password….no, I didn’t forget it, it just stopped working…no I didn’t change it…here’s my line manager’s email…”

After a couple of minutes he arrives back with a new password written on a piece of paper and thrusts it into my face, saying “here it is, my new password!”

Followed by a bout of typing and…

“My enter key isn’t working….neither is my C key…oh yeah, I spilt water all over my keyboard yesterday………oh”

Yeah, I don’t think it’s his password that was broken.
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The internet

GOOD
119(99.2%)
BAD
1(0.8%)

I was on the internet by the year...

Mean: 1993.58 Median: 1994 Std. Dev 4.48
0(0.0%)
1970
1(0.8%)
1972
0(0.0%)
1974
0(0.0%)
1976
0(0.0%)
1978
0(0.0%)
1980
1(0.8%)
1982
0(0.0%)
1984
5(4.2%)
1986
0(0.0%)
1988
6(5.0%)
1990
11(9.2%)
1992
23(19.2%)
1994
25(20.8%)
1996
20(16.7%)
1998
24(20.0%)
2000
3(2.5%)
2002
0(0.0%)
2004
1(0.8%)
2006
0(0.0%)
2008
0(0.0%)
2010
0(0.0%)

I first encountered the internet through

family
23(19.2%)
friends
24(20.0%)
university/school
51(42.5%)
work
12(10.0%)
other
10(8.3%)