Short ugly bald bloke (32, Cambridge) seeks Scandinavian Model (F) due to marginal grasp on reality. No timewasters or photos of Volvos. Must not try to feed me broccoli.
Woman, 43, would like to meet a man â“ any man â“ whose evolutionary path isn't that of Homer Simpson. Suspecting that's too difficult, I may go lesbian. Box no. 08/10
Ordinary woman seeks ordinary man for the usual. Box no. 01/01
Like I've said so many times before here, â˜desperate'. Do I have to spell it out? D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E. Jeez, what does it take to catch a 20-year old athletic male in this magazine? F., 67. Box no. 14/08
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.
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