Made from Truth and Lies

An advert for the game "Wet" - which is slightly gruesome, but very funny.  Thanks to opusfluke.

• Protein key to premature births
  Now this is massive news (I say, as the son of a paediatrician who specialised in premature births)
  (tags: babies science health)
• Scientists find new strain of HIV
  The normal strain originated in Chimpanzees - this one is Gorilla related. Will people please stop shagging simians?
  (tags: HIV monkey health)
• Haggis is English, historian says
  Next up - television!
  (tags: history scotland england)
• Cash for woman sacked for her age
  Bloody good thing too. Idiot employers
  (tags: ageism law UK)
• FML: Your everyday life stories
  In which people tell you their tales of woe (in one paragraph) and then you get to vote on whether they deserved it. Strangely addictive...
  (tags: funny stories life web2.0)

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Occasionally Julie explains the latest goings-on in Sims 3 to me, and it always sounds like Hollyoaks (British Soap Opera):
"Well, she's been sleeping with her boss to get promoted, and then she got pregnant, but he's still with his wife, and he hadn't even met the child, until he retired, and then he started spending more time with her, and then she got promoted into his old job."
and then it got odder. Because then he _did_ leave his wife, and they were happy together, and then they both died of old age. And then...

One of their children got married. And the ghost of the mother came to the ceremony.

Seriously - who needs TV?

With enough curves you can build anything:

sarahs_muse found this for me.