December 27th, 2006

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Technology predictions for 2007

Nokia releases the mxx2115 cell phone incorporating an MP3 player, video games, digital camera, digital camcorder, text messaging, calendar, GPS, calculator, satellite radio, e-mail, downloadable video clips, web browser, voice recorder and digital thermometer before realizing that it neglected to include the ability to make phone calls. The device still sells well, thanks primarily to a series of commercials in which sexy women say they hate guys who use their vocal cords.


and this one will be much funnier if you're over the age of 30:

Aliens from the planet Rylos descend upon the planet and reveal that they gave Nintendo the technology for the Wii so they could train and recruit young people to fight in their desperate interplanetary battle for freedom. One brave teenager volunteers to fight for them, but the war is lost when the wrist strap on his starfighter breaks.


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Flower!






A flower drawn by my mother for her art group A flower drawn by my mother for her art group

Sadly, what with being light colours, on slightly translucent white paper, it doesn't show up as well as I'd like. I still quite like it though.


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We are indeed drifting into the arena of the andrewducker.

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I love the smell of andrewducker in the morning.

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There is an andrewducker coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

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Go ahead, make my andrewducker.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Andrewducker on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

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Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the andrewducker.

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and, of course:

Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of andrewducker!

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