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Davan: Who am I kidding? Obviously this is somehow my fault. I mean, the only constant in all of my dating problems is me.
Jason: I've got your problem narrowed down. One some level you're used to imbalanced women who are going to cause problems to a point where you have a supernatural power to just pick them out of a crowd.
Davan: So, what you're saying is that I've no hope of ever being involved in a relationship where there isn't some degree of batshit insanity?
Jason: That depends. Do you plan on being involved in all of your relationships?
Now to get myself out of the flat, and into the so-called "real world".