PADME: Good lord all these politics are just so depressing!
ANAKIN: Weren't you once queen? Aren't you a senator?
PADME: I don't know and I don't care. We never talk anymore, honey. I feel like you don't communicate with me. Are we on the same, like, wavelength here? Am I just a sex object to you? Let's cuddle, baby. We never cuddle anymore.
ANAKIN: Shut up or I'm going over to the Dark Side right now.
YODA: To mangle dialogue, here I am. That Lucas does not care about dialogue, so fortunate it is.
MAYA: Shut up or I'm going over to the Dark Side right now.
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