October 23rd, 2004

Illuminati

Stolen Joke

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home. Inside was a $100 bill from her parents. But as she read the letter, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger sitting on the curb outside the convent.

Quickly, she wrote, DON'T DESPAIR on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man's attention and tossed it out the window to him. The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression went down the street.

The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at the convent door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. "What's this?" she asked.

"That's the $8,000 you have coming, Sister," he replied. "DON'T DESPAIR paid 80-1."

(stolen from drjon)
Illuminati

I've checked everywhere

I've looked all over the packaging and nowhere does it say "Warning, may cause sudden, intense rage and the urge to strangle the cat."

I wonder if I could sue the makers of Super-Monkeyball.