February 12th, 2003

Illuminati

Both at once?

An Onion article asks who various famous people could take in a fight.

British comics writer Alan Moore is the creator of Watchmen, V For Vendetta, and From Hell.

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Alan Moore: Ooh, let me see. Most superheroes, really. When you know them, they're not anywhere near as tough as they appear. Whoopi Goldberg. I don't think I'd have any trouble there. Macaulay Culkin. He better not start anything.

O: What about both of them at once?

AM: Whoa, now, I don't know. I don't want to make any wild, rash claims. I figure if Whoopi and Macaulay were working some kind of tag-team thing, they could have me on the ropes pretty quickly. I don't want to underestimate them.

- Tasha Robinson