January 18th, 2003


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I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Mixing with the media

Last night Erin got us tickets to an event at the National Gallery where 3 people from the world of computer games were going to choose their favourite films, discuss computer games and their relation to the film world (as well as computer games in and of themselves), followed by a screening of David Mamet's House of Games.

Afterwards, Erin got us invited to the aftershow party, where we hobnobbed with the people that organised it, and one of the panel members, before retreating home at half past midnight when everyone collapsed.

I actually had a good time in a bar too, most unlike me.