Dear Mr. Limbaugh,
No, forget the dear. You've been a bane to me since first I heard your voice. If you're dear to anyone, I hope they get help. Anyway. Rush:
Do you know what I would do if I were walking by a collapsed building and heard you inside calling for help? Never mind whether or not I knew it was you. Let's assume that I did know it was you. Do you know what I'd do? I'd call emergency services, and then I would get down on my hands and knees and try to dig you out. I'd dig until my fingers bled and my knees were torn. I'd fan in air and pass you water and I'd stay and keep you talking until the people with the equipment could get there to help you. Why would I do that? It's not exactly as if you've ever done anything for me. In fact, you've done an awful lot to make life harder for people like me, and people like people like me, for years. Why would I help you? Because you're a human being, you ignorant, paranoid, bigoted jerk, and no one deserves to die like that. No one. Not even you. So shut the fuck up.
written by cleodhna (who friends locked it, but permitted reposting)