"Well, she's been sleeping with her boss to get promoted, and then she got pregnant, but he's still with his wife, and he hadn't even met the child, until he retired, and then he started spending more time with her, and then she got promoted into his old job."
and then it got odder. Because then he _did_ leave his wife, and they were happy together, and then they both died of old age. And then...
One of their children got married. And the ghost of the mother came to the ceremony.
Seriously - who needs TV?