I wandered kitchenwards this morning for breakfast, poured the last of the SoyMilk into a bowl, realised there wasn't really enough, and added in some of the normal milk we have.  It seemed to separate slightly, but I wasn't too worried, as I figured I could just stir it all back in.  So i stuck it in the microwave for the normal minute, got it back out, and stared in horror at the appalling mess in the bowl.  "Must have gone off," I thought, and washed it down the sink.

Then I grabbed the rest of the ordinary milk, and started to pour it into the bowl.  And realised we don't have any ordinary milk - but we do have aremarkably similar carton, containing apple juice.

Strangely, no breakfast cereal for _me_ today.