Andrew Ducker (andrewducker) wrote,
Andrew Ducker
andrewducker

I need to know what you think about the best one-liners at the Edinburgh Fringe

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free.

GOOD
48(63.2%)
BAD
28(36.8%)

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West.

GOOD
22(29.7%)
BAD
52(70.3%)

Surely every car is a people carrier?

GOOD
26(36.1%)
BAD
46(63.9%)

What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

GOOD
57(74.0%)
BAD
20(26.0%)

If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go.

GOOD
38(50.0%)
BAD
38(50.0%)

Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.

GOOD
40(54.1%)
BAD
34(45.9%)

Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day.

GOOD
38(50.0%)
BAD
38(50.0%)

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

GOOD
36(48.6%)
BAD
38(51.4%)

Clowns divorce. Custardy battle.

GOOD
35(47.3%)
BAD
39(52.7%)

They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for...

GOOD
45(57.7%)
BAD
33(42.3%)


You can see the ones that weren't quite good enough to get on the list here.
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