When food hits the floor
I employ the five second rule
I employ the ten second rule
I employ the 30 second rule
I employ the 'Did the cat/dog lick it?' rule
Fuck it. I eat food off the floor. Don't judge me!
Anything that touches the floor goes in the bin
When I'm at home, my mobile signal is...
I don't have a mobile, you insensitve clod!
Context for the first one - The Shocking Truth about the Five Second Rule.
Context for the second one - this plan to use roaming while inside the country.
The roaming plan makes sense to me - if I can't get a signal because my operator isn't willing to put up a mast then I should be able to use another mast - and my operator should pay for it. If this costs them more than putting up a mast would, then they'll put up a mast, otherwise they'll pay for carriage. Either way around it seems like an efficient solution. Am I missing something?