May Contain Nuts
March 20th, 2008 
08:39 am - Conversations in the bedroom
Calvin's Brain, Aaaaaardvark, Sex, fish bicycle, Smiley, Soccer Archery, running with fire, unintended consequences, how awesome I am, Livejournal, Teddy of Borg, kitten crying, 2012, cats and dogs, Shade, slogans, House with a silly face, Hold Me, roleplaying HP, cards of love, lesbian tea, Eightball, The Question is not "Is She Gay?", smoking horse, KittenPenguin, obey, plasticine, Humanity, psychodrama, wikipedia, Attack!, Fight Calvin, Portal!, Eschaton, Needs More Robots, multimedia errors, witch, Animated, Cartoon, circular reasoning, book power, Focus!, Experience, Santa, Monkey in charge, swirly ball of doom!, Join Darth, Back slowly away, obey the penguin, cat chases butterfly, Dr Who, bubble, minifesto, Academically speaking, Unless I'm wrong, south park, Whoa!, time to live, movie review, devil, conspiracy theories, It's a trap!, pickup lines, Exciting, hairy, Cutest Kitten, mononoke thingy, android fisting, Serious, kitty, Sexy, Java, Vaudeville for the next five miles, bullshit detector, Wibbledy Weep, Flying Squirrel, The Hair!, Juggling, Big Grin, headshot, default, screaming hedgehog, Jesus!, dating curve, wanking, Master and Doctor, HP Spoilers, sheldon, ZOMG!, Big Neil, cute, Says Tom, Monkey and Me, lady face, calvin dancing, reaper, Evil Pizza, how big?, livejournal blackout, vulture vomit, Alone without the stupid people, running lego man, STFU says the doctor, Made of Love, Batman goes back to the closet, Find X, sleeping doggy, overwhelming firepower, bombed to freedom, Made of Win, Offensive, whoever invented boredom..., Tentacular, Lack of Pants
Julie: *sigh* Today has to be a day of intelligent thinking.
Andy: I think we ought to declare a worldwide day of intelligent thinking. No more of that "stupid thinking". Everyone will have to think intelligently, just for one day.
09:04 am - Meanwhile, elsewhere in the future
Calvin's Brain, Aaaaaardvark, Sex, fish bicycle, Smiley, Soccer Archery, running with fire, unintended consequences, how awesome I am, Livejournal, Teddy of Borg, kitten crying, 2012, cats and dogs, Shade, slogans, House with a silly face, Hold Me, roleplaying HP, cards of love, lesbian tea, Eightball, The Question is not "Is She Gay?", smoking horse, KittenPenguin, obey, plasticine, Humanity, psychodrama, wikipedia, Attack!, Fight Calvin, Portal!, Eschaton, Needs More Robots, multimedia errors, witch, Animated, Cartoon, circular reasoning, book power, Focus!, Experience, Santa, Monkey in charge, swirly ball of doom!, Join Darth, Back slowly away, obey the penguin, cat chases butterfly, Dr Who, bubble, minifesto, Academically speaking, Unless I'm wrong, south park, Whoa!, time to live, movie review, devil, conspiracy theories, It's a trap!, pickup lines, Exciting, hairy, Cutest Kitten, mononoke thingy, android fisting, Serious, kitty, Sexy, Java, Vaudeville for the next five miles, bullshit detector, Wibbledy Weep, Flying Squirrel, The Hair!, Juggling, Big Grin, headshot, default, screaming hedgehog, Jesus!, dating curve, wanking, Master and Doctor, HP Spoilers, sheldon, ZOMG!, Big Neil, cute, Says Tom, Monkey and Me, lady face, calvin dancing, reaper, Evil Pizza, how big?, livejournal blackout, vulture vomit, Alone without the stupid people, running lego man, STFU says the doctor, Made of Love, Batman goes back to the closet, Find X, sleeping doggy, overwhelming firepower, bombed to freedom, Made of Win, Offensive, whoever invented boredom..., Tentacular, Lack of Pants
First Pregnant Man.

Well, kinda.

Interesting to see the barriers they faced.
09:08 am - Killing Hitler
Calvin's Brain, Aaaaaardvark, Sex, fish bicycle, Smiley, Soccer Archery, running with fire, unintended consequences, how awesome I am, Livejournal, Teddy of Borg, kitten crying, 2012, cats and dogs, Shade, slogans, House with a silly face, Hold Me, roleplaying HP, cards of love, lesbian tea, Eightball, The Question is not "Is She Gay?", smoking horse, KittenPenguin, obey, plasticine, Humanity, psychodrama, wikipedia, Attack!, Fight Calvin, Portal!, Eschaton, Needs More Robots, multimedia errors, witch, Animated, Cartoon, circular reasoning, book power, Focus!, Experience, Santa, Monkey in charge, swirly ball of doom!, Join Darth, Back slowly away, obey the penguin, cat chases butterfly, Dr Who, bubble, minifesto, Academically speaking, Unless I'm wrong, south park, Whoa!, time to live, movie review, devil, conspiracy theories, It's a trap!, pickup lines, Exciting, hairy, Cutest Kitten, mononoke thingy, android fisting, Serious, kitty, Sexy, Java, Vaudeville for the next five miles, bullshit detector, Wibbledy Weep, Flying Squirrel, The Hair!, Juggling, Big Grin, headshot, default, screaming hedgehog, Jesus!, dating curve, wanking, Master and Doctor, HP Spoilers, sheldon, ZOMG!, Big Neil, cute, Says Tom, Monkey and Me, lady face, calvin dancing, reaper, Evil Pizza, how big?, livejournal blackout, vulture vomit, Alone without the stupid people, running lego man, STFU says the doctor, Made of Love, Batman goes back to the closet, Find X, sleeping doggy, overwhelming firepower, bombed to freedom, Made of Win, Offensive, whoever invented boredom..., Tentacular, Lack of Pants
As they seem to be making the rounds of the cooler bits of my friends list, I'm picking these two time-travel short stories off of [info]andyduckerlinks:
What if history was like wikipedia.
and
Alternate History Search Results.

Both of which are variations on the "What if Hitler was killed by a time-traveller?" meme.
And both of which are very funny.
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